One of my favorite things is opening a file folder and finding little quotes that I've copied down. I especially love it when I have not context and have to determine why I wrote them down in the first place.
In Genesis, God gave man dominion over the earth. Of course, Genesis was not written by a horse.
—source unknown
To be truly liberated, one must be able to stand alone.
—source unknown
That's why we have AIDS...to do a little population control in third world countries.
—source unknown
Oh well. He wasn't going to write Beethoven's Ninth Symphony anyway.
—source unknown
Momma, I want a tit!
—small child, front row of church
