In Kitty's own words:
Translation: I was trying to take a nap and there was this annoying ringing and bouncing and all around romping. I looked down and saw this animal playing with one of my toys ... MY TOYS! Rude. A cat would never presume to play with someone else's toys. Anyway, so I lept into the hall to let the beast know that I did not appreciate it disturbing my rest and it ran right past me. I will not be ignored! So I pulled my dignity together, puffed up my tail and ran after it. Then I pulled a kitty move that I saw in a movie and pounced, swatted and chased it down. Like a coward, the animal dropped the ball and backed away. Then Douglas snuck up from behind and picked me up before I could teach it a lesson that it wouldn't soon forget! Now get that thing out of my face. I've had my say and I won't say anymore.
I guess we know better than to bring strangers into the house without first introducing the grand dame of California Street!